As a cow, I must express my distaste for your article. Most of us
agree that people should not eat us. You think we dont communicate, but we
do, we even use the internet. I think you should know that our friends at
peta and other "save the world" groups are planning a demonstration at your
home.
There will be plenty of grass, and plenty of cow poop when we are done. We
also plan on slinging plenty of beer, made from the bodies of our friends
hops and barley.
I hope you can sleep tonight, you frigging carnivore, we hate you
The cows